What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.