What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.