How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!