Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego