Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

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Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.