Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

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Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Whores?

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