What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

What did the redditor say to the other redditor?

Yes.