What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!