What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!