What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator