What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner