How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**