How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

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What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.