Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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They never get old.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out