Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

Finn Jokes More Finn Jokes

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What's Finn's favorite grocery store?

TR-8R Poe's.

Shang Tsung Jokes More Shang Tsung Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Inventory Jokes More Inventory Jokes

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Church Music Jokes More Church Music Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began