What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

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Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.