Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.