Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
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Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Santa stops after three hoes.
Because homos in Iran do not exist.
A pigment of your imagination.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
Ewe haul.
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A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
They are both santa clauses.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
