Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Auditor Jokes More Auditor Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the bike fall over?

It was too tired

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!