What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Who won the race?

Society.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

Muscle Jokes More Muscle Jokes

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.