What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.