What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!