How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.