Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
A couch can support a family
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
God: A toddler.
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap