How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.