How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.