Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.