Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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You're sure to get a little head

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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Very large ones.

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You might step on the Lagos.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline