What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.