What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats 1+0?

Babies

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!