What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.