What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!