A foot long
A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
To stamp out forest fires !
Ryan Locht-up
A small medium at large
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
He ate a 5 year old weiner
Even art majors deserve recognition