What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.