What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.