What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.