How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."