What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.