What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.