Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.