Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks