Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.