Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Tab Jokes More Tab Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.