Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

K Jokes More K Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.