What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.