What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Yard Jokes More Yard Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!