Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!