Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them