What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.