What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.