What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns