Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads

How do you find out that a blonde girl got a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear, and she is looking for her pencil.