How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial