How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.