What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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They outsauced it.

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Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.