What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.