How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...