How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.