How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...