What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift