What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.