What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)