The NBA
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
You cut *Juan* out.
The nba
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
Toby