What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!