Hillary Email Jokes

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Dnc Jokes More Dnc Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids