Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What's a 90's kid's favorite salad?

Quinoa & Kale

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

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What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

deleted

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ?

Becca the net !

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*