What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.