What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.