How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***