What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

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Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia