What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.