What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia