Felon Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Monterey, Jack!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

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A conversation of energy.

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An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve