Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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They steal all the green cards.

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Because they steal all the green cards

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They steal the green cards.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

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