What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea