What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank